teach me how to play. (18+)
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lmao what pic is it ? idk what my band camp shit is
1. stay calm. panicking and spinning around will only make things worse.
2. start walking back where you came from and look for familiar landmarks.
3. if you come to the conclusion you truly are lost you must decide a direction.
4. look for something in the distance or horizon and keep walking towards it. when reaching it, select another. this will prevent you from walking in circles.
5. listen and look at your surroundings: any signs of people? trash on the ground, signs of hunting such as rope, trail markings? do you hear anything?
6. if you see a river, start walking next to it downstream. it could lead you to people.
7. but if the water starts to bubble at any time, even the slightest, immediately find a new spot in the horizon away from the river. it will lead you nowhere.
8. keep an eye on the sun’s position. if it suddenly vanishes completely, stop. do not spin around to try find it. only continue when it appears where it was before.
9. if a bush of recognizable berries such as raspberries appear just a moment after realizing you’re hungry, do not eat from it. it is too convenient.
10. if you find a pair of gloves or shoes that look brand new, do not take them or mistake it for a sign of people. it belongs to something else.
11. surviving a bear (or another dangerous animal) encounter is a whole another list, but whatever animal or a thing similar to an animal it is, do not scream. it is very impolite and could decide your faith.
12. if you see another person in the distance and they’re not facing you, call out “hello!” before approaching. if they do not turn around, it is not who will save you. keep walking.
13. no matter what part of the country it is, you might be approached by an american indian. always look at their eyes first. if their eyes are deep green, run. otherwise, wait for directions.
14. if you have a phone and it suddenly finds full service, do try calling for help. you will know if the person replying your call is real or not by asking it what year it is.
15. do not follow sounds from the woods which sound unnatural. there are no fairgrounds in the deep woods.
16. if you must relieve yourself, do not do it near mushrooms or hollow trees.
17. if it starts to rain and it smells like copper, don’t drink more than a handful.
18. if you suddenly find yourself back at your car or your tent, it’s most likely real l if you met the (friendly) indian for directions. otherwise, smack the car or tent before going in. if it yelps, do not crawl inside its mouth willingly.
19. if you are about to succumb to hunger, thirst or the cold, try asking for help out loud. something might take pity on you.
20. if it gets dark, make a shelter with your best skill and light a fire if you can. either way, make sure your feet are towards the direction you’re continuing in the morning. if you fell asleep, go in the opposite direction as you get up. you have absolutely been turned around in your sleep.
21. if you get upset, try not to cry. you don’t want to become a drinking fountain.
22. do not litter the forest. it will be hard, but carry whatever you have with you until you’re rescued. you do not want the items or trash being returned to you later at home.
23. if you asked for help while dying and later wake up next to a cabin, remember to bow towards the forest and say thank you.
24. if a helicopter approaches or you recognize voices yelling for you to be a search party, quickly say out loud “do not worry, we’ll leave once they find me”
25. after finding civilization or being rescued, do return to the woods at a later time to claim any fear you might have fed to it and replace it with appreciation.
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